THE FREE LUNCH HAS BEEN CLAIMED!

CLUE
To fetch our Free Friday flapdoodle,
Corral the cosmic caboodle—
Pulled by hand,
First in the land—
With an otherworldly noodle!

Trek to the tasty ticket
Through thistle, thorn, and thicket—
An amazing race
Across outer space—
Which is where we voyaged to stick it!

With Midway their key canteen
And Edina arriving on scene,
Dock with the station
At a third location—
Halfway in between!

On a vessel long-neglected;
For the record, furthest-ejected—
Both correspond
To a gateway beyond—
From star to star, interconnected!

So thwart planetary disaster,
At the speed of light—or faster—
And veer to the haul
On your way to the mall
To become the noodle master!

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